"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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