We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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