Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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