So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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