and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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