ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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