If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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