just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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