Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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