i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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