You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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