ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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