Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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