The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize
