Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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