Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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