weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize