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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.

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  Not having phil's child is good enough.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Is it possibile to sprain your taint?

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  She was that bad?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.

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• (315): View more from New York

  So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.

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  He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?

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