Have you finally orgasmed yet?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂