well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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