some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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