Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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