Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
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She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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