We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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