break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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