If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I think i peed on brittanys purse
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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