Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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