420 ftw
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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