You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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