Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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