We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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