Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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