I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Drake has all the answers
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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