i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
this hospital has no fireball
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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