brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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