we're blogging at a bar
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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