You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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