Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
COCAINE IS GR8
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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