Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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