So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Operation Purity has been aborted
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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