I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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