i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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