PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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