I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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