so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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