batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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