watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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