planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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