i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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