Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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