Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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