she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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