Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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