We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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