Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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