This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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