Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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