The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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