You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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