I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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