OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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